{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"MeRCeNaRioS -={GGS}=-","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.mercenarios.org\/wps","author_name":"luydj","author_url":"https:\/\/www.mercenarios.org\/wps\/author\/luydj\/","title":"Un chiste de jasky de abajo - MeRCeNaRioS -={GGS}=-","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"uJpG8U3xx8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mercenarios.org\/wps\/forums\/topic\/un-chiste-de-jasky-de-abajo\/\">Un chiste de jasky de abajo<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mercenarios.org\/wps\/forums\/topic\/un-chiste-de-jasky-de-abajo\/embed\/#?secret=uJpG8U3xx8\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"\u00abUn chiste de jasky de abajo\u00bb \u2014 MeRCeNaRioS -={GGS}=-\" data-secret=\"uJpG8U3xx8\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.mercenarios.org\/wps\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"Una mu\u00e9 questaba comprando ner Mercadona. Cohe una caha de leshe, un cart\u00f3n de g\u00fcevo, un bri de zumo de naraa y un paquete de beicon. Mientra pon\u00eda los art\u00edculo en la sinta de la caha, un borrasho cab\u00eda detr\u00e1 Della observaba con ditinimiento cada uno de lo art\u00edculos. Ar terminar, er borracho la mira y le dise: &quot;T\u00fa ere sortera&quot;. La t\u00eda se quea to pill\u00e1 por la sentensia, pero a la ve intrig\u00e1 ya quella rearmente era soltera. Mir\u00f3 to losart\u00edculo que ten\u00eda sobre la sinta de la caha y no vio na que pudiera habe hesho quer borrasho agquerozo eze deduhera quella era sortera. Ar fina, gan\u00f3 la curiosid\u00e1 y le pregunt\u00f3 ar borrasho:&quot;E verd\u00e1. Zoy zortera. Pero?. c\u00f3mo la zab\u00edo?&quot; Er borrasho contest\u00f3: &quot;Porque ere m\u00fa fea, ihaputa&quot;"}