{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"MeRCeNaRioS -={GGS}=-","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.mercenarios.org\/wps","author_name":"cybor","author_url":"https:\/\/www.mercenarios.org\/wps\/author\/cybor\/","title":"El chiste del mill\u00f3n - MeRCeNaRioS -={GGS}=-","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"MZC3TrIrW3\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mercenarios.org\/wps\/forums\/topic\/el-chiste-del-millon\/\">El chiste del mill\u00f3n<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mercenarios.org\/wps\/forums\/topic\/el-chiste-del-millon\/embed\/#?secret=MZC3TrIrW3\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"\u00abEl chiste del mill\u00f3n\u00bb \u2014 MeRCeNaRioS -={GGS}=-\" data-secret=\"MZC3TrIrW3\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.mercenarios.org\/wps\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"\u00a1Pap\u00e1! \u00a1Pap\u00e1! En el colegio, en la clase de inform\u00e1tica, me pidieron que para ma\u00f1ana explique la diferencia entre &#8216;virtualmente&#8217; y &#8216;realmente&#8217;. &#8211; Bueno, preg\u00fantale a tu madre si se acostar\u00eda con otro hombre por un mill\u00f3n de euros. El ni\u00f1o obedece: &#8211; Mam\u00e1, \u00bfte acostar\u00edas con otro hombre por un mill\u00f3n de euros? &#8211; \u00a1Por supuesto! &#8211; \u00a1Pap\u00e1! \u00a1Pap\u00e1! \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Dijo que s\u00ed!!! &#8211; Bueno, ahora anda y preg\u00fantele a tu hermana. &#8211; Mar\u00eda, \u00bfte acostar\u00edas con un hombre por un mill\u00f3n de euros? &#8211; \u00a1Claro que s\u00ed! &#8211; \u00a1Pap\u00e1! \u00a1Pap\u00e1! \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Tambi\u00e9n dijo que s\u00ed!!! &#8211; Vale y Preg\u00fantele tambi\u00e9n a tu hermano mayor. &#8211; Juan, \u00bfte acostar\u00edas con un hombre por un mill\u00f3n de euros? &#8211; \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Pues claro!!! &#8211; Pap\u00e1, pap\u00e1, \u00e9l tambi\u00e9n ha dicho que s\u00ed!!! &#8211; \u00bfVes?, &#8216;VIRTUALMENTE&#8217; tenemos tres millones de euros, pero &#8216;REALMENTE&#8217; s\u00f3lo tenemos un par de putas y un maric\u00f3n en casa."}